MMMMM... Compote.

Now, for you heathens who are not familiar with fruit compote, let me drop some knowledge you. Compote is a cooked mixture of fruits, which is nothing special, but this isn't regular compote. This is Holy * Compote. I'm talking about a compote made with 12 fruits each one representing one of the Apostles of Christ. Heavenly. This particular compote is a mixture of Apples, Pears, Pineapples, Papayas, Raisins, Blueberries, Dates, Prunes, Apricots, Peaches, Mandarins and Strawberries, i'd tell you which fruit represents which apostle, but that so obvious i'm not going to bother.

This is a freakin' tough apple. I'd better get a better knife.

Much better.

+10 heaven points for the sheer size.

Zoomed in for closer inspection.

Sammy the Squirrel likes it, but he can't have any because animals don't have souls. He's also not going to heaven.